(Last I checked, knives don’t have triggers.)

But, rest assured, there’s nothing here that is disturbing or upsetting.

Yes, sadly,Trigger Warningcan do boring.

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(Extractionhive, rise up!)

Which brings us back toTrigger Warning, a film that, on paper, you want to root for.

The movie is a little vague about what exactly her job is.

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Senator played byAnthony Michael Hall.

So I’d advise against it.)

There are some problems here.

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Nor are any of the characters the least bit interesting.

Alba isn’t able to imbue her character with enough mystique to serve as an engaging action lead.

There’s another bearded guy who I spent the first 45 minutes getting confused with Jesse.

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The cool bits of both of these sequences could be counted in seconds as opposed to minutes.

She picks it up and twirls it around a few times, her silhouette against the setting sun.