14"They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of cuisine."
13"He jumped out of the tree and came at me with a chainsaw.
I got a right to defend myself, Tone."
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“Where’s Johnny?”
12"Satanic black magic!"
11"The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus.
You’re Santa Claus.
So shut the f**k up about it."
While the other guys kind of keep pushing him to do it, Paulie takes a more in-your-face approach.
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10"Oof, Madone!
He looks terrible!"
9"Next the blind will see, and the lame will walk."
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8"You didn’t go to hell, you went to purgatory, my friend."
7"Your mother was working the bon-bon concession at the Eiffel Tower."
You’re outta control.
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And you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else."
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