Unfortunately, not every film hits the checklist.

Theyre so bad, that audiences just have to watch them to believe it.

Ironically, it is through this experience thatLilly learns how to see the light in her life again.

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Sadly, the film is a snoozefest.

She wakes up in a hospital, with no recollection of the incident and her past.

To top it off, theres also a police detective who apparently has no idea about police procedures.

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The only saving grace in this mess isCassies song, Come Back Home.

But Anne doesnt really care about that.

The young woman is in her prime, an age perfect for romantic pursuits.

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Netflix has a knack for modernizing Regency period tales, as seen with the popularBridgertonfranchise.

Sadly, this supposedly hip adaptation of Austens Persuasion is shallow and daft.

6Hillbilly Elegy (2020)

Directed by Ron Howard

Based onJ.D.

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While it markets itself as a classic rags-to-riches tale,Hillbilly Elegyis far from inspirational.

If anything,the film is tone-deaf at its worst and ends up reinforcing harmful stereotypes about the underprivileged.

This approach lacks empathy for those who dont have the means of escaping such harsh realities.

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But as a high school dropout, her job prospects are pretty dismal.

Pain Hustlerswants to be the nextWolf of Wall Street.

It tries to capture that sharp, relentless pace audiences expect from a cutthroat sales environment.

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But unfortunately, the film doesn’t have the chops.

Folks, its time to let Marilyn rest in peace.

Upon further investigation, it looks like this assignment is far more personal than she first thought.

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Instead, its stuck in the monotonous dramas of a journalist chasing a scoop.

Fresh out of high school, Tessa is finally embracing her life as a university freshman.

But lets call a spade a spade:Afteramp up the drama in all the wrong ways.

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It mishandles trauma, painting a troubling picture where personal pain excuses mistreatment.

Spoiler alert: thats definitely not okay.

The smoldering mafia boss Massimo Toricelli (Michele Morrone) inherits his familys legacy after his fathers untimely demise.

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Explicit sex scenes aside,365 Daysdisturbingly glorifies rape, sex trafficking, and domestic abuse.

Thats not just a red flag, its downright illegal.

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