Thats another thing worth mentioning; movies can have different posters for different territories.
Gratuitous cleavage, laughable superimposing, weird framing, goofy font… this ones got it all.
Well, okay, its more cursed than bad.
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This one is included for petty reasons.
Its just very generic, but theres something about the way Cumberbatch looks here that just feels so wrong.
And yes, it is andcursed, to emphasize once more but the two still dont look alike.
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Its just wild and despairing to reckon with the existence of this one.
Like, your mileage might vary, but whatever, its ghastly.
Like, the people behind this film are keeping their cards close to their chests here.
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Is that corpse in the bottom right-hand corner a thing, or was it killed by a thing?
What is that chainsaw-like thing next to the guy in the painting?
Is the painting the thing?
Theres also a moose skull, possibly?
The longer you look, the worse or maybe better the poster forThingsgets.
6’Ikiru' (1952)
Directed by Akira Kurosawa
Whats this?
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One of thebest-acted and overall best Akira Kurosawafilmsbeing featured on a ranking that concerns things that are bad?
Yes, but remember, a movies poster can be entirely at odds with a movies quality.
Thats pretty ridiculous stuff, and kind of spits in the face of a film of this high quality.
It’s almost avant-garde, but not in a good way either, somehow.
Its more than the eyes.
Its the facial expression, too.
It is nightmare fuel in every conceivable way.
And it doesnt matter thatThe Shaggy Dogis about Tim Allens character turning into a dog.
The poster shouldnt have been so terrifyingly literal in making that concept apparent.
Butgood intentions can only take you so far, since the execution here is hilarious.
It looks like a joke, and its definitely as funny as a well-told one.
Maybe its appropriate, givenQuigleyis alsosomething of a fever dream to watch.
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What a wonderful nightmare, in any event.
Like withQuigley, theres an awkwardly placed dog, but thats just the start of the problems here.
The poster makes it look like more of a serial killer movie though, in all honesty.
Whats going on in the background?
Why is that dog so small?
Why does Travolta look like hes snapped and is about to embark upon a violent rampage?
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