For obvious reasons, most people prefer to watch movies that are actually good.

What do you think I should do?"

Lisa then expresses her determination to take control of her life.

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9"Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party!

You invited all my friends!

Johnny, of course, is elated (which is also weird for the exact same reason).

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At one point during the party, Johnny even praises her intelligence for having invited everyone he cares about.

8"Hi, doggy."

), Johnny greets the shop’s pug and leaves.

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7"Ha ha ha, what a story, Mark."

No one knows).Johnny’s response?

Laughing it offlike Mark just told him an anecdote about a wild night at the pub.

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That’s a promise."

He locks himself up in his room, finds his gun, and takes his life.

Mark promises that, as far as he’s concerned, Lisa can drop off the Earth.

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How exactly is that a promise?

Props toGreg Sesterofor actually getting the scene done, at least.

5"I got the results of the test backI definitely have breast cancer."

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One of the most memorable is Claudette, Lisa’s nosy and judgmental mother.

Tommy clearly wanted the audience to sympathize with her to some degree, though.

The thing about this plot point is that it isn’t a plot point at all.

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4"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"

When he finds out, he’s beyond angry and starts shouting at his partner and pushing her around.

That’s exactly what makes it so funny andone of the most quoted lines during midnight screenings ofThe Room.

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2"I did not hit her!

It’s not true!

I did not hit her!

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Oh, hi, Mark."

Lines like this one make itimpossible to takeThe Roomseriously as a drama.

There are countless iconic and endlessly quotable lines fromThe Room.

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