In that time, weve seen enough Spider-Man villains on the big screen to field a two-on-two volleyball tournament.
Appropriately, the character appears inThe Amazing Spider-Man 2, easily the worstSpider-Manmovie of literally any decade.
Smythe is played byB.J.
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Novakand reinterpreted as Electros shitty boss at Oscorp, where he does not build a single Spider Slayer.
I cant decide if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
Its impossible to takeThe Amazing Spider-Mans version of the Lizard seriously, so I refuse to try.
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He looks like I should bonk his head with a rubber mallet at a carnival for some prize tickets.
He looks like the Minions made a blood sacrifice to the Florida Gators.
He looks like the G.I.
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Joe action figure your grandmother bought you by mistake.
I want to slap him every time he appears onscreen because his presence is offensive to me.
Sandman (Spider-Man 3)
Boy, Sandman shouldve been way cooler than this.
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I wont mince words here, folks - it is extremely whack.
That said, Woodbine actually plays Herman Shultz, who is the Shocker in the Spider-Man comics.
That said, Foxxs hairpiece as Electros alter-ego, the nerdy Max Dillion, deserves its own spinoff film.
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And Giamatti with a barb wire skull tattoo is pretty flippin great.
DeHaan plays a good villain, and I wish we wouldve got to see him return for another film.
And the otherworldly shriek he emits is, to put it gently, fucking stupid.
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