That’s what I’m gonna pay you to kill my wife."

This, friends, is thevery first lineof the cuckoo-bananas trailer for upcoming suspense thrillerGrand Isle.

That’s right, friends.

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Cage and Grammer, together at last.

Cage plays an absolute psychopath who’s married to a slightly less over-the-top psychopath (KaDee Strickland).

And then the couple plays absolutely batty mind games with the poor young man.

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Image via Screen Media

Cage stares daggers into everyone, slamming drinks on the table with force.

Strickland seduces Benward at every turn, fondling him at dinner (in front of Cage!)

and purring that his wife must not treat him well.

It’s up to Grammer’s detective to sort out the truth and instill some kind of justice.

Look, I get it.

Contemporary Cage flicks are a real coin-flip in terms of quality.

You either get aMandyor you get his seemingly endless slate of direct-to-digital schlock.

Strickland is having an absolute ball playing such an unsubtle femme fatale.

I’m not going to lie, friends: I will seeGrand Isle.

Grand Islehits theatres and on demand December 6.

Check out the official trailer and synopsis below.

When the man is charged with murder by Det.

Jones (Grammer), he must reveal the couple’s wicked secrets to save himself.