Warning: Article contains spoilers for 2-Headed Shark Attack.
Not that it matters.
They number in the dozens.
Image via the Asylum
Some have gained notoriety, and well-deserved at that, like theSharknadofilms.
You know what they can do?
Find a new co-captain, after theirs gets ripped in half.
But where to begin?
Forgivable if the acting is decent, only it’s not.
Even the non-nepos suck.
And let’s talk about the shark itself.
Underwater, however, is a different story.
The effects used to bring the creature to life flat-out bite.
Unholy B-Movie crossbreeds and mutants.
2-Headed Shark Attackproved popular enough to warrant three sequels… hm, not quite the right word.
How about “proved popular enough to unleash hell on Earth with three sequels.”
And, according to SyFy Wiki,7-Headed Shark Attackiscoming in 2029, with the titular creature terrorizing a Canadian resort.
Nothing brings in the male audience like chicks in parkas.
But I stand by2-Headed Shark Attackas my choice for the best bad shark movie ever.
But just wait until that mutha hits double-digit heads.
It’ll be a game-changer.
