Who wouldnt want their own dragon?
Or a time machine built into a 1980s luxury car?
See how many of the things on this list you wish existed in the real world.
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Web Shooters - Spider-Man Franchise
EverySpider-Manfilm has one thing in common: web shooters.
Imagine going from Brooklyn to Manhattan with a single swing?
Or traveling within Brooklyn without 50 unnecessary stops and train changes?
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WithStevenUniverse’s fusion, you’ve got the option to do that in public without disgusting people!
Fusion would also lead to increased understanding in the medical field.
(hey dont attempt to fuse with your doctor in real life.)
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BMO - Adventure Time
A game console that is also your friend?
BMO also has a VCR for a butt and thats fun.
Plus, BMO once teleported Finn and Jakeinside a video game.
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This is the dream.
Plus, theres some implied trauma involved.
But guess where theres also trauma involved?
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Some of us would gladly bypass middle school in favor of a learning bed.
Even if the bed editorialized some of our education with opinions from our weird child star dad.
Head Museum - Futurama
Lets say youre a teacher.
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If the head museum fromFuturamawere real, you wouldnt have to.
Also youd learn a disturbing amount about Benjamin Franklins sex life.
The dragons onGame Of Thronesdo just that.
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Imagine having one of your own.
Plus they can fly around and burn stuff.
We wish our kids were dragons.
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In fact, wed trade our kids in for dragons.
When was the last time you incinerated our political rivals,Kevin?
Wed talk about Aragorns (Viggo Mortenson) sword, but we barely remember Aragorns sword.
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And the elven city has too many bylaws.
Nope, what we wish we had from this franchise is the concept of second breakfast!
Hobbits know how to live.
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So fry up another stack of Frumble Gloop or whatever it is that hobbits eat.
You may get your wish, but youll also get an ironic punishment.
Or, your wish will be taken so literally you wont get what you wanted.
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Plus, Carden is just very funny on the show.
So far, every time a tech giant attempts to create a self driving car they fall short.
R2-D2 (Kenny Baker, Foley Artist Making Beeps) is a sentient pilot.
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Plus, R2 is able to sense danger and make tough, split-second decisions just like us humans.
Sometimes self driving cars in the real world end up hurting people because they refuse to break the law.
R2-D2 doesn’t have that problem - youknowhe has broken a buttload of space laws.
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No wonder C3PO is so nervous!
The School for Gifted Youngsters is a safe haven for true outcasts and weirdos.
That said, wed really like eye lasers too, just.
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Toontown - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Ok were gonna be honest.
Living among cartoons would provide vital wackiness.
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Plus, Jessica Rabbit was everyones first crush.
Whats also never explained is the fish mans ability to heal people with his touch, like E.T.
But we dont need it to be explained for us to want it.
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Thats a fair trade if you ask us, because you’re free to always buy more cats.
Who steals a random car from the 80s?
This is the only time machine that looks as though it has no resale value.
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And those ridiculous doors?
Nobodys gonna take that from you.
This shouldnt be that hard.
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Human error putting us at risk against creatures with brains the size of a walnut?
Why cant we get this right?
Cant we have a chain of command here?
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Cant we require more than one person to shut down the power?
This doesnt seem that hard.
Or the reality stone to get a much nicer house (or fix global warming or whatever).
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Plus we could use the infinity gauntlet to crack walnuts.
Powerful enough to keep an African country safe from colonialism.
Vibranium would solve so many problems we face in the modern world and even potentially global warming.
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And honestly we wish Shuri was real, too.
This castle moves (hence the title of the film) and features doors that lead to other dimensions.
Its filthy but its worth it.
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Wed trade in our houses in a heartbeat to reconstruct and live in Howls moving castle.
Just kidding, none of us owns a house.
But, say you had a horrible relationship?
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Or just a crappy one night stand?
Or a terrible audition for an improv troupe?
This technology would be a godsend.
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Acme Corporation - Looney Tunes
Cartoon physics you’ve got the option to actually buy!
Anything purchased from Acme defies all the basic laws of nature.
Imagine buying literal black holes you’re free to peel off and stick anywhere you want!
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Plus, the Acme corporation basically doles out justice.
Were pretty sure the Acme corporation is the only reason we still know what anvils are.
Actually, whatdoanvils do again?
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Who wouldnt want to fly around in what is essentially an impenetrable fortress with a sassy computer inside?
It probably even makes coffee.
Stark Corp is also rare in that it is a responsible tech corporation.
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Rarely is a billionaire ceo so engaged and compassionate.
Also he made Spider Mans movie costume, so thats cool!
Secret Bowling -The Flintstones
Isnt bowling onThe Flintstonesjust regular bowling?
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Why not include the dinosaur helpers on the show?
Whats so secret and uncouth and male-centric aboutFlintstonesbowling?
Theyve also clearly built some sort of secret hierarchical society around the sport.
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What on Earth were they hiding in those Stone Age bowling balls?
We have to know.
can be misused in the wrong hands.
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Rather than causing trouble, Harrys invisibility cloak can help you avoid it.
Also the Kwik E Mart seems to get robbed a lot.
Every community college should have a compulsory, no holds barred paintball competition every year.
And every community college student should bear witness toBetty Whitehitting a student in the neck with a blow dart.
Ok, maybe these things would be bad for the students educations.
But they would be super fun, and thats just as important.
And sometimes, we’d like to put our Jerrys in a Jerry Daycare.
Imagine being able to assert yourself as a marginalized person in society without getting attacked for it.
Imagine using this on your boss.
The anger translator would get fired whileyouget that raise.
But presumably onlyJeff Bezoshas this technology.
Squishy gold should be for everyone!
They changed that origin story fast because it isnotthe whimsical adventure you might expect.
So what if its a biosphere made specifically for a squirrel?
This technology should definitely exist in real life.
Even if its just for squirrels.
Theyre skittish and deserve a break.
Where they cant steal our food.
The Holodeck - Star Trek Franchise
Pretty much everything in this piece could be recreated onStar Trek’sholodeck.
The holodeck is all about making ANYTHING we wish existed come to life before our delighted, tear-filled eyes.
That might be bad.
