You will be this armless, legless, faceless little thing, wont you?
Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind.
There’sso muchto unpack there.
I could write athesis.
Would a turd in the wind even go anywhere?
Is Tom Hardy aware he doesn’t have to talk like that?
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That Line Is Hilarious
Come on.Come on.
That is objectively funny and anyone who thinks otherwise is an undercover cop.
And in the 1990s, comic books were Extreme.
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Every book had an X added to the title, even the X-Men.
Every character had a machine gun now, and that machine gun was also a sword that was onfire.
I say that mostly as a compliment.
That Line Is Hilarious
Just want to reiterate.
Marvel Would Never
Marvel wouldnever.Look, by now Marvel Studios has this thing down to a gosh darn science.
But Marvel’s storytelling revolves fully around the idea that their characters are the coolest.
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All of the time.
Groot is a tree and he’s cool as shit.
It’s not badass.
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It is a decidedly un-Marvel-like moment, which these days feels like a breath of fresh air.
Or, you know, not so fresh.
Check out the trailer below and form your opinion.
A turd in the wind.
