Who doesn’t love Spider-Man?
And boy, Spider-Man sure has a lot of movies.
Yes, even that one.
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Now, to the main event.
Here’s every Spider-Man movie ranked.
The Amazing Spider-Man
He’s not a regular Spider-Man, he’s acoolSpider-Man.
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This Peter Parker has shoulders like a man, a way with the ladies, and snark to spare.
Essentially,The Amazing Spider-Manis the Young Adult romance version of the story (what ifSpider-Man, butTwilight?
In truth, it’s almost a beat-for-beat copy of Raimi’s original.
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And better done, at that.
Spider-Man 3
Ah,Spider-Man 3, you goofy, much-derided slice of silliness.
Yes, there is a lot to dunk on here.
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We all remember the dancing, the hair cut, and the still inexplicable casting ofTopher Graceas Venom.
In fact, with the passage of time, some of its worst qualities have become rather endearing.
Look atTobey Maguiretrying so hard to be emo-cool, just look at it.
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5.
Spider-Man 2
I know, I know.
I can hear you screaming from here.
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Even the villain, the iconic Spidey foil Doctor Octopus; played with exceptional integrity and charm byAlfred Molina.
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2.
Spider-Man: Homecoming
TomHolland is the perfect Peter Parker.
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If Maguire was too dopey and Garfield was too smarmy, Holland is Three Little Pigs-stylejust right.
Though I will admit to some strong nostalgic bias.
But more than 20 years later, watching the formative superhero blockbuster still has that magical effect on me.
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And man, The Green Goblin is abad man.
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